Monday, July 11, 2005

Critters

No, not the killer-fuzzbalss from the movies (whose third installment featured a post-Growing Pains, pre-Gilbert Grape Leonardo DiCaprio). I'm talking about bugs. Creepy, crawly, invisible bugs that leave no trace except for itchiness and increasing paranoia. Those are the kind I'm talking about, and those critters are currently tormenting me. Some of you might say, "She's gone mad! MAD, I tell you!" but I beg to differ. I recognize that I am probably not the victim of an invisible infestation(although I did see a play about that, titled, appropriately enough, BUG), but if you are one of the people who ends up in my company in the near future, I would like to offer a preemptive apology for all the time I will spend scratching and mumbling, "I know they're here, I can feel them, they're crawling everywhere, can't you SEE the bugs?!?" I can understand that might be a bit weird for you.

2 comments:

Ren said...

OMG, Mere! It's totally a Republican conspiracy-Remember a few weeks ago when my house was invaded by huge cockroaches trying to climb into my crotch? The Rovester sent them to "take care" of the next generation of liberal media identities. Feel important...bugs mean that you're dangerous.
BTW, I know it's only been like two days, but I'm having M withdrawal. Want to hear about Sat. night. Need to tell you about mine as well ;).

sara said...

Ha! My plan finally worked...