Friday, September 16, 2005

A Follow Up Question for Joe McIllhaney Jr.

It's not really news, but teenagers are on their knees in equal numbers for purposes other than praying. It's actually quite reassuring to see that boys do more than just receive nowadays. One reaction to the study leaves me a bit confused.
Joe McIllhaney Jr., chairman of the Medical Institute for Sexual Health, said the new data confirm trends he has seen as a physician, but he has doubts about some of Wagoner's conclusions. "I question how much girls enjoy" oral sex, he said."I'd like to know a whole lot more about the pressure boys put on girls."
Mr. McIllhaney, your organization seems legitimate and not conservative, so I have to ask-why wouldn't girls enjoy oral sex? What on earth are you talking about? Please! Explain!


ren said...

Dear Mr. McIllhaney,

I have a vagina.
It likes to pine (a)
for sex of all kinds
to blow one's mind (s)
So please do not say
that I was not built that way
you are a dick
a fight with you I must pick.

Anonymous said...

Clearly Joe has never gone down on a woman before...

Rebecca said...

Clearly Joe is a) either gay, or b) his wife is gay and he is frustrated that he has been married for twenty years and still can't get her to climax. or c) is one of those morons who simply does not believe in foreplay, much to his pet goat's disappointment.