The blessed Virgin has appeared in the Windy City. True to the city's industrial roots, this vision of divinity is not currently on display on something natural like a grilled cheese sandwich. Pilgrims have gathered at an emergency turnoff on Chicago's Kennedy Expressway to see a water stain.
It seems cruel to make any comments about these people. This is a city whose citizens believe a goat is responsible for the Cubs' sixty year World Series drought. The ones who think they saw a miracle in concrete and drainage while the pope was being elected are probably some of the more rational citizens.