Monday, April 25, 2005

Note to BU girls: If you dated this man before, I'm sorry

"I'm a good commander," he said. "I'm just trying to find ways to give
back to the female community because they have given me so much."

Charming as his attempt at enlightenment is, I doubt that "the commander" is going to transform into a sexual Santa Claus(forgive the alliteration)overnight. I do give him credit for remembering that girls actually have orgasms, however. A bit of advice to Mr. Lamberti-don't admit you're inept at the art of woman pleasure to a reporter. Now all your prospects know you give lousy head.

Also, note to Kelsey Strand-Polyak-there are other, less cerebral gifts that keep on giving I'd like to recommend to you.

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