That was not the point. The point is this:
Sister on her Strindberg-like depression-
I wish i had my little floating Helium now. those cute floating elements are never around when you need them. except Beryllium.....he never leaves.
Sister on her newly purchased material goods-
If my iPod were to cheat on my iBook with anything, it'd be these shoes. That's how cute they are.
Sister on some recent saccharine behavior-
You're going to play Scrabble? I have a good word for you from my Scrabble calendar. What is it? Tell me so I can use it! P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C.
It's hard to live with the knowledge that someone you love so dearly is so much cleverer than you.