Wednesday, January 11, 2006

1-800-Dildo

In the absence of my boyfriend, I've been buying a lot of "women's" magazines. Glamour, Marie Claire, US Weekly and the like(not so much on the Cosmo-with all apologies to Ethan's ex, and awesome writer, Jess-the fashion is too obvious, the lit-porn a pale competitor with BUST's one-handed read, and the sex tips are totally useless), and tonight I finally found the Holy Grail of women's magazine tidbits: Teledildonics. The website that comes up first is clearly just for men, but imagine it-long distance remote control vibrators. I knew there was a reason webcams and the like seemed so lame-they are! We must make this interactive internet sex technology a hit. You'll never have to worry about another weird charge on the credit card from the man's hotel bill from that business trip-you can just use the free wireless connection!

3 comments:

ren said...

DUDE
Have I not told you the story of my remote control cute-little-butterfly vibrator which I ,um, wore to dinner with my HS boyfriend's parents, which was bad because he had the freakin remote...

expect a phone call later

Meredith said...

No matter what I post on, your comments always floor me. ALWAYS. Is there anything you haven't done?

qDot said...

Heh, we're trying, actually.

http://www.slashdong.org
http://www.sinulate.com
http://www.highjoy.com

Believe me, it's out there. Just not well known yet. ^_^