Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Cassandra Maybe, but not that vapid bitch

I just want to comment on Elephant's most recent post: I appreciate the sentiment, my love, and I too sacrifice to our fair love goddess, but I must emphasize that I am not, repeat, am NOT, as worthless and inactive as Helen. I'm not helpless, for God's sake.

And Liliana, a hint: he's awfully fond of gifts. Large ones. Like horses, or maybe Trojan elephants?


ren said...

I can't help but think that "Trojan Elephants" means an elephant-sized penis within a Trojan condom.

But then again I have no idea who you're referring to!

love you still

Steve said...

Hey there,

Loongtime listener, first time caller. Turns out that you were right, dear! Jean B. is still alive and well, interviewed in last weekend's NYTimes Magazine. How bout that? Will that man ever stop surprising me?!...