Sometimes, I have bad days for no real reason. Last night I was deep in the depths of despair(as Ann(e) Shirley would say) when my sister called. And it fixed everything.
S: I think that for my date tomorrow I'm going to wear my cute dress, tights, and these adorable ankle boots that I just got.
M: You have ankle boots?
S: Yeah, they're amazing. I might have to bring them with me to New York to visit you.
M: If you bring your ankle boots and wear them, I'm wearing my skinny jeans.
S: You have skinny jeans?
M: Yeah, I bought them for really cheap...shut up! YOU HAVE ANKLE BOOTS!
Commence insane laughter. End scene.