Just because, here's a list of obnoxious things people might do in upcoming weeks:
1. Eating heavily buttered popcorn at Erroll Morris' documentary Standard Operating Procedure.
2. Dieting obsessively in order to look good in bathing suits while food riots continue around the world.
3. Turning on air conditioning units while energy prices continue to rise.
4. Buying things with their recently received IRS checks while ignoring credit card debt.
5. Going to see Speed Racer and Sex and the City.